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Hi Bob,

This is Alan next door.

I’m sorry buddy, but I have a confession to make.  I’ve been riddled with guilt these past few months and have been trying to pluck up the courage to tell you to your face but I am at least now telling in text as I can’t live with myself a moment longer without telling you.

The truth is, I have been sharing your wife, day and night when you’re not around.  In fact, probably more than you, particularly in the mornings after you’ve left for work.  I haven’t been getting it at home recently, but that’s no excuse I know.  I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apologies.  My wife has known for some time now and I’ve promised her that it won’t happen again.


Bob felt betrayed, and in a fit of rage went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word shot his wife and killed her.  He returned to the lounge where he poured himself a stiff drink and sat down on the sofa.  He took out his phone to respond to the neighbours text and saw he had another message:-

Hi Bob,

This is Alan next door again.  Sorry about the slight typo on my last text, I expect you worked it out anyway – my predictive text changed ‘WiFi’ to Wife.  Hope you saw the funny side of this!

All the best


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